This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee # 427. Employee # 427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened, something that would forever change Stanley, something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one, single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No one had shown up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time, but as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.

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7 comments. Add yours!

  1. O.e.e. 1 year ago Reply

    I want to play that. Gimme a download link! Where is it?

    • davey 1 year ago Reply

      well this is actually a mod of Stanley Parable, which I can’t exactly go giving out just yet…. >.>

  2. Tom 1 year ago Reply

    That was crazy and amazing and I loved every moment.

  3. Andrew 1 year ago Reply

    The real lie is that this isn’t a video game. It’s an EXPERIENCE.

  4. Invective 1 year ago Reply

    I would go so far as to say that this game met all of Raphael’s conditions for a perfect game. Coming from someone who looks up to Raphael as much as I do, this is a real compliment. Not only did the game feature literally every emotion, but the profound quantities of emotion and logic were even enough for a male.

  5. rastus 1 year ago Reply

    you dun gofed when he said no one is jumping he was telling the truth until you jumped then he was lieing

  6. jrburger95 4 months ago Reply

    Will this beautiful piece of art ever be available to the public. If not I will cry

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