‘Well, Knipe, my boy. Now that it’s finished, I just called you in to tell you I think you’ve done a fine job.’ Adolph Knipe stood still in front of Mr Bohlen’s desk. There seemed to be no enthusiasm in him at all. ‘Aren’t you pleased?’ ‘Oh yes, Mr Bohlen.’ ‘Did you see what the papers said this morning?’ ‘No, sir, I didn’t.’ The man behind the desk pulled a folded newspaper towards him, and began to read: ‘The building of the great automatic computing engine, ordered by the government some time ago, is now complete. It is probably the fastest electronic calculating machine in the world today. Its function is to satisfy the ever-increasing need of science, industry, and administration for rapid mathematical calculation which, in the past, by traditional methods, would have been physically impossible, or would have required more time than the problems justified. The speed with which the new engine works, said Mr John Bohlen, head of the firm of electrical engineers mainly responsible for its construction, may be grasped by the fact that it can provide the correct answer in five seconds to a problem that would occupy a mathematician for a month. In three minutes, it can produce a calculation that by hand (if it were possible) would fill half a million sheets of foolscap paper. The automatic computing engine uses pulses of electricity, generated at the rate of a million a second, to solve all calculations that resolve themselves into addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. For practical purposes there is no limit to what it can do …’

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Stanley Parable Dev Showcase: Pressure

The Stanley Parable Helpful Development Showcase is our way of connecting you to the development of The Stanley Parable by giving you a small look at what’s been going on behind the scenes. Each week we’ll give you a tiny peek into what it takes to make a game like The Stanley Parable, the creative challenges we come up against in the course of development, and how to not judge yourself as a person for the quality of choices you’ve made in your own life. These are just a few of the topics we’ll cover in this incredibly useful blog series.

This week: How not to give into pressure

As a highly-recognized celebrity game developer, I’m under constant pressure from the people around me to modify and make additions to my game simply to serve their own needs. These are people who think only of themselves and have little or not consideration for Art. They might not even know what Art means!

If you came to this blog to find out what Art means, let me point you to this excerpt from Dictionary.com:

This definition is what I turn to whenever I’m uncertain about the quality of my work. It gives me the strength I need to shoot down other peoples’ opinions mercilessly.

Let’s look at one example of how I respond to pressure from the public to steer the direction of Stanley Parable one way or the other. Here’s a screenshot from the game’s Greenlight page:

See how I got all excited and acted as though I was going to use Smithy’s idea?

That’s because I did. It’s in the game.

It’s a great idea.

I’m not going to turn down great ideas.

Here’s another example of the tough-love attitude you have to take when members of the public try to get their dirty fingers all over your creation.

Obviously this one is also going in.

The guy sounds passionate about squid. Don’t you see it in his words? In his words between the words? He isn’t just asking me to put squid in the game, he’s telling me that for him, squid IS the game. Will he play this game and see anything but squid? Or rather, can he look at a squid and see anything but The Stanley Parable? I can’t answer that question, nor do I intend to. All I can do is bring this young boy’s dream to life.

Here’s another example of a suggestion from the public:

Mr. Foots needs to be in this game.

The Stanley Parable needs Mr. Foots.

Mr. Foots the mathematical wizard, deconstructor of numbers, of the universe. He who sees it from all angles, who can manipulate the fabric of time to his will.

Why is he so tall? Did he choose this height or was it forced on him? Will he ever be shorter? Does he measure himself in inches or in quarter-inches? These are the kinds of unanswerable questions that get to the root of what Stanley Parable is all about.

Mr. Foots is an enigma, he sees without seeing, he knows without knowing. He is everywhere and nowhere. Is it a stretch to say that he IS the stanley parable? No, no it is not. No stretching required.


Hm….

These suggestions from fans, they’re so pure, so genuine…it’s like they know my own game better than I do…

Once again, I turn to the public for help:

Slowly, in response to my request for ideas, a cohesive picture of what The Stanley Parable should be begins to emerge:

I include all of these suggestions and more, and already the game feels much more cohesive. I can tell it’s coming together now, it’s got life to it.

But it’s still missing something.

I turn to the only real source of wisdom any of us have in our lives.

Minutes later, I get an email back:

At last, hope! Could this response hold the answers I’ve been looking for?

Eagerly, I go to Dictionary.com and pull up the definition of Art:

He got me again! I’ve fallen for that one too many times.

So perhaps all of my questions haven’t been answered, but that’s okay. Sure, there are times when I’m uncertain of my work and doubtful of my abilities, but it’s probably healthy to be at least a little bit skeptical of yourself. Otherwise how would I be able to accept when my work isn’t up to par? That’s why I keep good friends and community close at hand, to keep me in check and watch my back. It’s these friends who guide me ever on that eternal voyage toward completely genuine and intensely vulnerable artistic expression.

I’m gonna go get a picture of Mr. Foots tattooed to my forehead.

May 29, 2013 by davey 28 comments

28 comments. Add yours!

  1. SergeiPMedv 1 year ago Reply

    Well, this one is much better. I`m satisfied.

  2. footsfan420 1 year ago Reply
  3. Stevoisiak 1 year ago Reply

    PUT A THING IN IT! STANLEY PARABLE NEEDS THINGS!

    • Dragons in Parable. 1 year ago Reply

      It’s a thing. Respect the thing. (As long as there’s dragons in this game, all will be well.)

  4. Cristan 1 year ago Reply

    Add a German speaking cyborg monkey to the game!

    • Cory 1 year ago Reply

      He must be named “Herr Bananas,” and he must speak with a Central German accent.

  5. derp 1 year ago Reply

    Another wonderful showcase, keep it up! I liked this one more than the previous.

  6. Wheatley 1 year ago Reply

    add a submarine to the game its going to be epic

  7. MilkMaster 1 year ago Reply

    Spit milk all over my computer screen.
    Pure gold.

  8. Cirdain 1 year ago Reply

    This is outstanding, this is a truly outstanding literary style you have here. I, I’m stunned.
    I’m really looking forward how understanding what about understanding the parable brings to understanding the conventions of understanding. However I truly fear that understanding the ways that understanding understands will be way over my head because I don’t often find books that funny. However, I found this hilarious so there may still be hope yet.

    Also, would you kindly ask Valve if you could put small hints to the whole application of the game being a vetting process employees have to go through in order to have been a crew member of the Borealis.

  9. KageSpartan 1 year ago Reply

    Pretty sure I was trying to be sarcastic in response to another poster. I’d have to look.

    Certainly, I’ve seen stranger things running about in games. Hell, a couple of mine have a talking cat.

  10. Them 1 year ago Reply

    Whatever you do… DO! NOT! PUT! A! BOX! IN! THE! GAME! That is all.

    • Us 1 year ago Reply

      Well, wasn´t that a Little to much caps, don´t you think? Your going to be in the box for a very long time for this…

      • Them 1 year ago Reply

        NOOOO!I DON´T WANT TO GET BACK IN THE BOX!

        • Us 1 year ago Reply

          Do you never learn? That was in all caps. Never mind us! Them is back in the box now. He won´t bother you again. You are all safe.

          • Someone 1 year ago

            You know, I really enjoyed the way you dealt with that uncomfortable situation and gave a suitable punishment for his wrongdoings. Although I was almost sorry for him having to go back into the box, it really was his own fault for not taking things seriously and talking in all caps. Perhaps by now he has learnt his lesson, and will be able to act responsibly in a way that won’t get himself thrown into a small wooden box.

  11. Sam00197 1 year ago Reply

    Please include frogs.
    Giant purple frogs.
    Yours sincerely

    Sam

  12. Sam00197 1 year ago Reply

    in fact scratch the frogs, put my best friend joshua scourfield. make him run around and scream your face. That would be nice

  13. Invective 1 year ago Reply

    I have a vague feeling that Davey is being serious on some level and will put at least one of these ‘suggestions’ into the game.

  14. acebud 1 year ago Reply

    YOU should put in chocolate in the game! a chocolate that is purple!

    thank for looking at this random suggestion

    thx,
    acebud

  15. acebud 1 year ago Reply

    wait scratch the chocolate put in a kangroo! and put in a rabbit that leaps at you and rips off your head ( most of these suggestions are from my friends:p ), a Necromancer called acebud and thats all

    thanks for looking at this random suggestion

    • Funness 1 year ago Reply

      How about were you can eat stuff and the more you eat, the fatter you get meaning you walk slower and if you eat to much the commentator says “In the end, Stanley exploded from eating to much”. Then you explode.
      :P

  16. Zantier 1 year ago Reply

    You’re right, something is missing from the game.

    Put something in the game and that should fix it.

    Also, a button that pulls a cage up from on top of another button. The second button does nothing, or alternatively, if you’ve made the right choices in your life (outside of the “game”), lowers the cage.

  17. Aaowferson 1 year ago Reply

    I was very disappointed after playing the Stanley Parable and not seeing any of this stuff being implemented into the actual game.

    You lied to all those people, you know. You gave them a false sense of hope.

    9/10

    • B-Man99 11 months ago Reply

      Mr. Foots is in the game. What are you talking about?

  18. Joseph Bigham 12 months ago Reply

    I’ve been having issues downloading said game from Steam. It keeps saying I don’t have an internet connection, but I have perfectly clear internet connection. Is anyone able to help?

  19. Tristan 12 months ago Reply

    I have come the conclusion that this is the best website on the internet. You should include a Scene in which Stanley finds out that he was Fanfiction.net all along.

  20. B-Man99 11 months ago Reply

    That bit with Barack and “Gotcha!” is abotu the only thing that has kept me smiling for the past 9 days. I’m not laughing, or smiling with like an evil grin or something. It just makes me so wonderfully, beautifully happy.

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