‘Well, Knipe, my boy. Now that it’s finished, I just called you in to tell you I think you’ve done a fine job.’ Adolph Knipe stood still in front of Mr Bohlen’s desk. There seemed to be no enthusiasm in him at all. ‘Aren’t you pleased?’ ‘Oh yes, Mr Bohlen.’ ‘Did you see what the papers said this morning?’ ‘No, sir, I didn’t.’ The man behind the desk pulled a folded newspaper towards him, and began to read: ‘The building of the great automatic computing engine, ordered by the government some time ago, is now complete. It is probably the fastest electronic calculating machine in the world today. Its function is to satisfy the ever-increasing need of science, industry, and administration for rapid mathematical calculation which, in the past, by traditional methods, would have been physically impossible, or would have required more time than the problems justified. The speed with which the new engine works, said Mr John Bohlen, head of the firm of electrical engineers mainly responsible for its construction, may be grasped by the fact that it can provide the correct answer in five seconds to a problem that would occupy a mathematician for a month. In three minutes, it can produce a calculation that by hand (if it were possible) would fill half a million sheets of foolscap paper. The automatic computing engine uses pulses of electricity, generated at the rate of a million a second, to solve all calculations that resolve themselves into addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. For practical purposes there is no limit to what it can do …’

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The Stanley Parable Helpful Development Showcase: Forklifts



The Stanley Parable Helpful Development Showcase is our way of connecting you to the development of The Stanley Parable by giving you a small look at what’s been going on behind the scenes. Each week we’ll give you a tiny peek into what it takes to make a game like The Stanley Parable, the creative challenges we come up against in the course of development, and how to not judge yourself as a person for the quality of choices you’ve made in your own life. These are just a few of the topics we’ll cover in this incredibly useful blog series.

Let’s take a piece of reader mail, this one comes to us from Franklin I. of Michigan:

I’m starting to learn game design and the biggest hurdle I keep running into over and over is knowing how many forklifts to put into my game. Could you give me a specific number? It would be a huge help, thanks!

-Franklin

Hey Franklin, let’s get one thing straight: There is no “specific number.” The appropriate number of forklifts is an art, you hear me? What I do is art. I’m an artist.

Okay! So now that we’ve gotten that out of the way let’s dig a bit deeper into the correct amount of forklifts to place have in your game. First, open up your map.

So far your game is pretty terrible. That doesn’t necessarily mean you are terrible as a person, but it wouldn’t hurt to lose some sleep thinking obsessively about it.

Now let’s add a single forklift.

Right now you’re probably thinking:

One forklift looks pretty good, time to add a second!

Woah there cowboy! What did I just say about the number of forklifts being an art? You can’t just rush into a decision like that.

Why don’t we take some time simply to be with the number of forklifts that are currently in the game? Let’s feel it out by meditating on it our current game for one week.

Okay! One week should have passed since you were last here, so let’s return to our map and see how we feel about it now.

You’re right, it does need more forklifts.

Again, it’s important to take some time to feel out the emotional weight of this decision. Let’s take another week of reflection and deep self discovery.

Hm.

In that week that just passed, something stirred in me.

Something profound. I feel…affected.

Is it the intangible nature of our mortality?

Is my spirit swelling, ballooning the fabric that holds the universe together?

Who am I?

What is my purpose?

Life is so short.

I don’t yet know what this all means, but there could be no better way to express it than through the act of creation. I feel like I finally see what this map is trying to become, let’s take it there now:

I’m an artist.

February 13, 2013 by Davey 20 comments

20 comments. Add yours!

  1. ISB 3 years ago Reply

    I would normally hope that all of those forklifts are prop_physics, but then that would probably ruin the delicate balance of forklift placement you have going here

  2. DAN 3 years ago Reply

    Perfect forklift composition.
    Masterful.

  3. Seesfu 3 years ago Reply

    Neither of you guys are doing it right, you need to engage in the reflection.

  4. Mutank 3 years ago Reply

    You’d better export that map in HDR.

    Or else it’s useless in Source Filmmaker, and all that breathtaking work will go to waste.

  5. The Narrator 3 years ago Reply

    I think it’s vital to get the right brand of forklift. I myself like riding a Doosan. Or if I’m slumming it … a session with a Lift-Rite Pallet Jack suffices.

  6. Mister L 3 years ago Reply

    DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN! HE IS USING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! 100% PROOF THAT HE IS A NAZI IN THE VIDEO
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqz1jAW71DM . WAKE UP AND SEE THE TRUTH!

    • John A. 3 years ago Reply

      By god! he is right! now we know the truth.

  7. Sephiebb 3 years ago Reply

    I am interested in how your work as an artist combines with your work as a scientist, ensuring doors are not malicious towards humans and such. Do you ever consider the metaphorical implications that can arise from how a red door holds back a torrent of forklifts? Or do you instead prefer to simply allow the emotions of the scene to exist as they are first created?

  8. Lawyer 007 3 years ago Reply

    I represent the Forklifts United Commonly Kind and we are complaining about the misuse of the forklifts in that piece of “art” you have created. Although humerous to humans, video game forklift world-wide find this offensive and wish you to blank out each forklift in the picture. Thank you for your understanding.

    Lawyer for Video Game Characters

  9. Jordan 3 years ago Reply

    After a good bit of reflection and a nice cup of tea, I’ve come to agree that this is a fine number of forklifts (not that it’s much of a surprise, really). The thing is, I can’t help but feel that this would have a larger emotional impact were a few, maybe two or three of them, were painted green as opposed to yellow.

  10. jack 3 years ago Reply

    what source game are you making it with? portal 2. half-life 2. which game?

  11. Livonor 3 years ago Reply

    NO! Those comments below are too good to be made by regular random people on the internet, they must be made by the author of the post/game, if my comment don’t get posted that’s a proof that I’m saying the truth (and if it gets posted it’s just a trick made by the author to make you believe that I’m not saying the truth).

  12. thecreepersbane 3 years ago Reply

    *sniff* beautiful… just… beautiful… i cant take it! *sob*

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